aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

Schema. That would be the theory of cognitive development you’re looking for.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you: #”you come into my house?!” best stephen colbert

also: #Also I had such a crush on Shang… Still do actually

what: #(I totally typed Peter Man before Peter Pan and I don’t know what’s wrong with me)

when: #Except when I’m writing porn

why: #This is why I worship at the altar of Joss

how: #I like how he’s like

look: #I’ll look tomorrow

because: #BECAUSE IT’S ANNOYING GODDAMN IT

never: #I would have been like Well Fuck. We’ll never figure it out!

Avicii’s Hey Brother is my new Bucky/Steve headcanon song. Try to stop me.

I want all the steve/bucky fanfiction.

And I want to finish my steve/bucky fanfiction.

But I really want to sleep.

These all seem to be mutually exclusive…

"Firsts" fic meme - send me a pairing and a "first" (first kiss, first time their TV set got short-circuited when the sprinklers went off), and I’ll write you a ficlet about it

Can I find a way to blacklist “risen” on facebook?

#NewAndOld can you tell which is which?

#NewAndOld can you tell which is which?

I just need a gifset of that final fight on the carrier so I can get the description of Bucky’s hair down right. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK, GIFMAKERS OF THE WORLD?!

jk

but I do really need that gifset.

wellfuckyoutooworld:

That metal arm.

HIRED BITCHES.