What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
ladies: why do you people even wear bras? you could literally knock a dude out with your tit. you can give a man a concussion with your goddamn left tit. you have these resources, use them to their full potential.
ok internet, here’s an interruption in your daily rugged white dude dashboard.
this is cykeem white:
cykeem is an up and coming male model who (i believe) just participated in his first fashion week. he is insanely beautiful.
i highly recommend you all join me in keeping a close eye in his career trajectory, because he’s an extremely talented model, and he is, imo, shockingly beautiful. everyone likes shockingly beautiful men, right? right.
struggling to breath
Omg poor Dexter. “You were, like, friends?” “Yes.” “Do you want a hug?”
He’s so confused.