A little table hidden in the back of B&N…

A little table hidden in the back of B&N…

My sad, sad lunch today.

My sad, sad lunch today.

Writing and studying #showusyourmoxie

Writing and studying #showusyourmoxie

  • Me: I are too much. I'm gonna die.
  • Friend: Yaaay.
  • (Pause)
  • Friend: Not yay. I'm tired.

This is why writer-friends are the best

  • Friend: I'd almost prefer being at work though.
  • Me: I want to sleep. Let's swap for like an hour.
  • Friend: Deal. I'm gonna write an article consistently entirely of adverbs and adjectives.
  • Me: You... Just like to hurt me. Although I bet nobody in the magazine would notice. Definitely not Marian, who is a strong AP Style editor, but not writer.
  • Friend: That's unfortunate for the magazine. They'd probably think my dazzling prose presented positive promise.
  • Me: I deeply enjoy your alliteration.

Tagged Thing

Rule #1: Post the rules.
Rule #2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and then make eleven new ones.
Rule #3: Tag 11 people, and link them in your post.
Rule #4: Let them know they’ve been tagged

1. Who’s that one person on your favorite variety show that you can’t stand?
Uh, honestly, I haven’t watched many variety shows lately. Like, at all. I don’t even remember the last variety show I watched, and whether or not they annoyed me. Hosts, in general, kind of annoy me. I have kind of moved out of the kpop fandom, but I will do my best. 

2. List your top 5 biases?
Meep. Uh, Jonghyun from SHINee, G Dragon from Big Bang, Amber from f(x), Youngguk from BAP, and… uh… Taemin from SHINee.

3. What is the one ship you don’t like sailing?
Are you kidding? I sail all the fucking ships. Um, I guess I generally don’t do lesbian ships (and before people go off on me: I’m straight. Of course I don’t like the vajayjay and boobs. I hate boobs, actually, specifically mine here, but seriously. What is so amazing about them? I’m all about the D.)

4. Favorite k-dol actor(s) and/or actress(s) if you can’t pick one (because I know I can’t) try and limit to no more than 5 please).
Kim Bum. Oh my god, Kim Bum. Nobody does kicked puppy like he does. Also Lee Minho, but look at him. Seriously. He may not be Korea’s best actor, but I enjoy watching him.

5. If you could only listen to one artist and one album for 7 days straight who and what album would you pick?
When Super Junior’s Spy came out, that was pretty much what I did then, so I could probably do it again now. Or any of Big Bang’s newer albums.

6. Is there a member of a group that you wish would get a chance to do a solo album and why?
Amber, probably. I really haven’t been keeping up with kpop so I don’t even know who all is out there anymore (Seriously, anyone who debuted after nu’est/bap/exo I just have no clue.)

7. Is there members of a group that you would like to see in a sub-unit and why?
This will never happen and as soon as I say it, you will all know why: Super Junior ‘83/84 line. And this wasn’t the question, but I also want a full-length SHINee/f(x) album.

8. If you could go and see any 5 concerts who would you go see?
Uh, I’m assuming this is kpop. YG Family, SM Town (see what I did there?), Big Bang, Super Junior, SHINee.

9. What’s your favorite type of food?
Italian. Or Mexican. You all expected “Korean” didn’t you? I’ve never had real Korean food, but I can promise you that as much as I like American-Chinese food and American-Thai food, I probably wouldn’t like the real stuff.

10. If you could do anything with your bias for a day who would you pick out of your list and what would you do all day?
I would probably just want to hang out with Heechul and like drink coffee and people watch at the mall or something. I mean, there are other obvious alternatives, but that’s probably what it would be.

11. If you could vacation anywhere in the world where would you go?
I really want to go back to Ireland, but striking out places I’ve already been… I want to go to Russia. You know, when Putin isn’t being crazy and starting wars. Which will never happen. So… Actually I’d like to go back to Germany. I was only there for about a week and we stayed in the Dresden area. I’d like to see more of Sachsen and Bayern.

Having songs stuck in my head for the rest of my life? What? #WebberFeels #thatsoundsdirty #itsnot #exceptforthatonetimeinhell

Having songs stuck in my head for the rest of my life? What? #WebberFeels #thatsoundsdirty #itsnot #exceptforthatonetimeinhell

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"She killed her son." Write on this sentence, but don’t include any violence in your story. 

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!